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gahdamnpunk:

Her name is Laetitia Ky and she’s only 23!Ā šŸ˜šŸ˜ I’ve already seen a white girl steal her idea so let’s promote tf out of the OG.

Her IG

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matthewjhelders:

“what music do you like?” is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????

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helloitsbees:

cacoughphany:

liquid-geodes:

cacoughphany:

liquid-geodes:

goweninsane:

liquid-geodes:

tomparkerpetermanspiderholland:

goweninsane:

goweninsane:

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

like this

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@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

Say no more

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You are my personal hero I hope you know this

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

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Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

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i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

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ugly:

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

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archbudzar:

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(C.B)(8.3.19)

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should-be-sleeping:

feijoaaas:

catchymemes:

Credit: @notlikethecar

i hope this was posted literally two minutes ago because this needs about 500k notes stat

I don’t have sound and it doesn’t even matter.

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defectivegembrain:

crewdlydrawn:

garrettauthor:

ardent-ace:

garrettauthor:

charlottedabookworm:

accursedsith:

shanology:

cyanwrites:

kernezelda:

lachatblanche:

little-fleur:

crumplelush:

entomancy:

stammsternenstaub:

unreliablefairyservant:

samfuckingvimes:

therainbowbandit:

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious
I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ā€˜breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box
Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao
But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?

Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!

WHAT

I… did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs.Ā  Googling ā€˜olive garden breadsticks’ does seem to suggest a tastier thing.

Huh.

this changes everything

I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks… but then I thought, well, it’s America…

Wait they’re talking about actual bread???

grissini:

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breadsticks:

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… I want American breadsticks. ;_;

@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post

@charlottedabookworm my life is a lie

Omfg same

wtaf why did nobody ever tell us they were talking about actual bread?!?!

We literally did tell you. We. We used the word BREAD.

but………… those aren’t breadsticks!

They are sticks.

Of bread.

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We didn’t know you had breadtwigs instead.

OH the joke is funnier than previously thought because those are bigger and therefore it would be harder and more socially awkward to shove them into your purse! Lol

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mens-rights-activia:

undiagnosedmetalrusting:

itscoldinwonderland:

mens-rights-activia:

vfevermillion:

ham-of-war:

buzz-buzz-bitch-its-bee:

mens-rights-activia:

Anemone runs from starfish

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Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😔😔😔

It’s a good song

its one line repeated over and over

amazing

It’s literally not one line repeated over and over lmao educate yourself

https://youtu.be/93wE-2E0b4Q

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poinsciuri:

netflix really needs an option that says “i started watching this and it sucked so i turned it off, please stop telling me to continue watching it”

Posted 4 years ago | 34,694 notes | via

mysticben:

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

Posted 4 years ago | 270,800 notes | via







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